"We get together, eat, have communion, complain... sometimes we complain centered around the Bible."
- James describing his faith community
"They're all there to find their Christian mate because they didn't get them at Moody."
- Rebecca describing a church she had experienced
"It was a young church, so we had to download the Statement of Faith and sign on the dotted line."
- Rebecca, on this same church
"Methemergent... Emergemeth... Emerthodist"
- Matt and others trying to think of a mash-up name for Emergent Methodists